@R_J You could always start a separate thread for that! We have a virtual pub on our forum for just such a purpose (although, tbh, our members are pretty handy at hijacking any thread and making it about puns, biscuits, fish or wool...)
By the way: as part of a very helpful community, I feel deeply honored that you come here to ask a question that is not related to Vanilla at all. I take this as a sign of trust in the Vanilla community members, who answere with true dilligence to each and every question!