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What on earth is the world coming to...

MinisweeperMinisweeper New
edited October 2006 in Vanilla 1.0 Help
Gingerbread men arent allowed to be called gingerbread men anymore. They have to be called gingerbread people. It's no wonder there are world wars all over the place when people argue about something so entirely fucking pointless and moronic. Jesus H....
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    ThunderThunder
    And all in the name of "progress" too.
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    BergamotBergamot
    Is this an actual law?
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    deeldeel New
    lussumo has google ads too. *runs blindly in all directions screaming.
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    MinisweeperMinisweeper New
    I dont know if it's the law or just a newly implemented rule but it's happening...
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    WandererWanderer
    It's been going on in Aussieland for years, I got pulled up for saying "manual labor" because I should have said "person-ual labor" !!! pic
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    bigshowbigshow
    this is an outrage, mini, where did you hear such a travesty of justice?
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    3stripe3stripe ✭✭
    edited October 2006
    This is like the whole chairman -> chairperson thing.

    What about manholes, they should be peopleholes really...

    And err mankind, that should be peoplekind really...

    Erm hang on a sec this is getting stupid. Bloody women.
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    KosmoKosmo
    It's not even new. WoMEN want equal rights but if you accidentally go and say "What's up dude" like you say to all your friends, they flip the flop out. So it's an ongoing fight against their PMS and the "inability of men to do anything right" (if you ask a woman that is).
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    gerry22gerry22
    you can't say ball-cock anymore, you have to say ball-valve.
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    3stripe3stripe ✭✭
    lol
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    bigshowbigshow
    <flippancy> A guy in my office was explaining why men get paid more (on average) than women - it's down to the fact that the average recommended calorie intake for a woman is 2000, but for a man, it's 2500! That's 25% more! How could a man possibly afford to do this on the same wage as a woman? </flippancy>
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    ThunderThunder
    I don't care who you are... that's funny right there.
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    WallPhoneWallPhone
    I just wanted to say KOSMOS BACK!


    But yah, ::holds mouth shut, sitting next to hormonal wife::
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    MinisweeperMinisweeper New
    Come to think of it, we should probably change the men in women to be people. Lets call them wopeople.
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    jimwjimw
    Or we could just eliminate the word women and have men and those who came from men. Aaaa! my wife just hit me in the head with a frying pan.
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    silverwingsilverwing New
    so if you put a penis on your gingerbread fake-life-form, you still couldn't call it a gingerbread man?
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    russliptonrusslipton
    This certainly isn't very PC ... anyway, very happily married for 33 years but don't get me started on hormones. My wife loves this old, stale joke because she knows how true it is:

    "Why do wimmin live longer than men?"

    .... because they aren't married to other women.

    Yeah, I know. Anyway, it's still true for most of the population. It's nice when you've been married so long you can just be real. As for names, 'wopeople' is right-on. Or 'whoa ... men'.
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    WandererWanderer
    Russ, that joke needs updating because these days the punchline is very inaccurate! pic

    As for hormones, my wife loves that joke too... hang on, no she doesn't... yes she does... no she hates it... now she's bawling... time to duck!
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    MinisweeperMinisweeper New
    33 years? Jesus! You're old man!
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    bigshowbigshow
    I have yet to even _live_ 33 years...
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