Vanilla 2.6 is here
! It includes security fixes and requires PHP 7.0. We have therefore ALSO released Vanilla 2.5.2
with security patches if you are still on PHP 5.6 to give you additional time to upgrade.
I was brainstorming the dead-simplest way of doing "static" pages without any database modifications and came up with this. Probably not going to be adding more features to it any time soon. Should scale very well.